Boyfriend's P!nis Cracked & Swelled To The Size Of A Wine Bottle After He Fractured It During S*x

A painter and decorator fractured his p-nis while having s-x with his girlfriend. Sean Marsden, 48, was getting intimate with Louise Gray, 36, on December 22 last year when he slipped and heard a 'crack'.

Writhing in 'off the scale' pain, Mr Marsden watched in horror as his p-nis swelled to 'the size of a wine bottle'. 

He was rushed to hospital where he underwent surgery to repair a p-nis fracture and torn urethra.


After spending a night in Royal Shrewsbury Hospital, Mr Marsden was sent home barely able to walk and told to be celibate for the next month.

But the couple had s-x just three weeks later - despite Mr Marsden's p-nis still being sore and bruised.
Mr Marsden knew something was wrong as soon as he heard the crack, which he claims occurred after he slipped into Miss Gray's pelvis, The Sun reported.

While he watched his p-nis swell, his girlfriend of six months called 999.

Once at hospital, Mr Marsden was immediately given morphine while doctors tried to get to the bottom of the problem.
After a 'penile exploration', surgeons repaired his damaged muscles and torn urethra. 

Mr Marsden was discharged the following day with painkillers, as well as a temporary catheter to carry urine out of his body while his urethra healed.

His p-nis also had to be wrapped in bandages with a plastic rod along the shaft to ensure the muscles repaired straight.

Mr Marsden - who admits to having a high s-x drive - was initially convinced he would never get intimate again, with the very thought making him nauseous.

Miss Gray, who claims the ordeal has left her 'traumatised', was also worried about hurting him and felt guilty for the pain her boyfriend suffered.

On the road to recovery, Mr Marsden 'couldn't wait' to have s-x again and assumed his frequent erections meant his p-nis was healed.

But he adds the 'first time' was painful.

The couple - who used to have almost daily intercourse - have only had s-x twice since the incident.

Mr Marsden also worries whether the penis fracture has damaged his fertility as he hopes to one day start a family with Miss Gray.

'I am definitely going to be more careful in the future,' he said. 'We need to be more gentle because I can't afford for that to happen again.'

The couple now face an anxious wait before an upcoming hospital appointment, where they will discover if the fracture has hampered their hopes of conceiving. 

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Royals Reveal Their Secret Nicknames .....

Nicknames are a sign of affection, a secret code between friends, or in the case of the Royal family, a ripe opportunity to take the mickey.

It has emerged that Kate, 37, calls William, 36, ‘Baldy’ while she is the ‘Duchess of Do-Little’ – it seems some nicknames are harsher than others.

But the Cambridges aren’t the only couple in the family to prove they can poke some fun, with all Royals from Prince George up to the Queen being called by their aliases.

Baldy

 As the Duke and Duchess formally opened the V&A museum in Dundee, it was revealed Kate’s nickname for Wills came about as a ‘sharp retort’ when he kept complaining about her flowing locks.
The Prince raised eyebrows by debuting a buzzcut last year on the advice of his wife after years of teasing from younger brother Harry, 34. It’s not the first time Kate has given William a cheeky new name.

 Apparently during their time at university when they first started dating, she would call her future husband ‘Big Willy’.

Duchess Do-Little 

Prince William also has a jokey pet name for his wife, said to be ‘DoD’ which stands for ‘Duchess of Do-Little’. Although Kate is now a busy mum-of-three and working royal, before she married Prince William, she is said to have been criticised by the Queen for not having a full-time job.


A source revealed the cheeky nicknames to The Sun, saying: ‘The royals are not very good at communicating with one another so this is one way around it. ‘Nicknames are a way of taking the family tension out of things.

 ‘They can also be a rather childlike family. They love to play games and they give each other silly presents. ‘I think it’s because they have to be so earnest in their public lives.’ They added: ‘It’s done with affection usually and there are grains of truth about what one feels about another.’

Gary
 The Queen has been called ‘Lilibet’ for much of her life but some years ago, it was claimed that her husband Prince Philip endearingly referred to her as ‘Sausage’.

And, as well as being the ruling monarch, the Queen is the matriarch of her family and has a moniker to match. She is supposedly called ‘Mama’ by many Royals – including the Duchess of Cambridge.
Prince George refers to his great-grandmother as ‘Gan Gan’, but Prince William used to call her ‘Gary’.
 As a child, he struggled with the word ‘granny’ – with ‘Gary’ the best alternative he could manage. When the young prince fell over at Buckingham Palace and called for Gary, sparking some confusion, the Queen is said to have stepped in and said: ‘I’m Gary.’


Spike 
Harry is believed to have secretly had a Facebook account where he avoided the public eye by using the name ‘Spike Wells’. He chose the name as he was reportedly called ‘Spike’ when he was younger. But he’s less keen on the nickname reportedly given to him by his new wife’s friends – Hazza.

Archie
Last week Prince George surprised a dog walker he met in Berkshire by telling her his name was Archie. The woman, who did not want to be named, said: ‘I was asked by a police minder not to take a photo of the children, which I didn’t, but George started stroking my dog. Just to be friendly I engaged in a bit of small talk and I asked George what his name was, even though obviously I knew it. ‘To my astonishment he said ‘I’m called Archie’ with a big smile on his face. I don’t know why he calls himself Archie but kids often play with their names and I think it’s lovely.’


Tungsten 
The Duchess of Sussex may be new to the Royal Family, but she’s already been given a nickname by her father-in-law. Prince Charles calls Meghan ‘Tungsten’ after the tough metal. It may not be the sweetest moniker, but it’s apparently because the duchess is ‘tough and unbending’, so that’s nice. Phil the Greek Prince Philip, born in Corfu, Greece, has been called Phil the Greek, Zorba and Stavros in his time.


Fred and Gladys
 Prince Charles and second wife Camilla secretly called themselves ‘Fred and Gladys’ during their long affair while Charles was married to Diana.
 Ga-Ga 
Not the US popstar but the Duchess of Cornwall. Yes, the Queen may be Gan-Gan to Prince George and Princess Charlotte, but Camilla is referred to by the young royals as Ga-Ga.





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Britain’s Youngest Female Paedophile Is JAILED

A female paedophile has been jailed for over seven years for abusing two children and taking pictures for men she met online.

Sophie Elms, now 18, committed the ‘devastating’ s-xual offences against two young children aged just two and three years old, a court heard.

Elms was contacted by David Gearing who got her to abuse the children and send him pictures while she was working at a local nursery – the offences did not take place at the nursery.

Elms, from Swindon, Wiltshire, carried out the sickening attacks between December 2016 and March 2018. In a victim impact statement read to the court, the father of the two young girls told how Elms has ‘completely destroyed our lives’ and ‘damaged us beyond words’.


He said: ‘The damage Sophie Elms has caused to our family is unimaginable. ‘Our two beautiful daughters looked up to you. We asked you if you wanted to care for them overnight, to help with your studies.

‘Not for one moment would we have imagined that this decision would change our lives forever. ‘We honestly do not know full extent of damage you have left on our two beautiful babies. What you did could have serious long-term effects on them in their later lives.

 ‘We have such a complete lack of trust to anyone with our children now. ‘Even leaving them at pre-school is a challenge to us, as this was the profession in which you were training. ‘Our youngest daughter is so distraught at bedtime that we have to stay with her for several hours.

 ‘We have made the decision that we cannot stay in Swindon for fear of bumping into you – and that it will be better for us to move [abroad]. ‘This whole horrific event has damaged us beyond words.’ Elms started talking to Gearing – who was jailed for 15 years last year – online and agreed to send pictures of children wearing clothes. However, she soon started sending naked pictures and pictures of her touching them.

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Two Seat Cushions 'Likely From Plane Carrying Emiliano Sala Found Washed Up On A Beach

Crash investigators have found two seat cushions which they believe are from the plane which was carrying Cardiff City footballer Emiliano Sala when it disappeared over the English Channel.

The two seat cushions washed up on the same area of coastline, near the Normandy town of Surtainville, around 30 miles from the plane's last location.

The Argentinian striker's family are currently in Europe after raising funds to launch their own, private, search for the wreckage of the plane.

They will be hoping the latest discovery could be the first step towards finding out what happened to the 28-year-old player and the pilot flying him from Nantes in France.


On Monday, the footballer's mother Mercedes and sister Romina flew over the area where Sala's plane was last located.
The Air Accidents Investigation Branch (AAIB) said today: 'On the morning of Monday 28 January, we were advised by the the French safety investigation authority that part of a seat cushion had been found on a beach near Surtainville on the Cotentin Peninsula.

'A second cushion was found in the same area later that day. From a preliminary examination we have concluded that it is likely that the cushions are from the missing aircraft.

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N70,000 Price Is Unrealistic For Passport, Labour Tells FG

Labour leaders have criticised the Federal Government for the planned increase of the fee to be paid by Nigerians to secure travel document.

The News Agency of Nigeria recalls that the Nigerian Immigration Service had announced that the new e-passport, to be valid for 10 years, will cost N70,000 with effect from March 4.

The labour leaders told NAN on Wednesday in Lagos that many workers would not be able to travel abroad unless the fee is reviewed downwards.

The Deputy General Secretary of the United Labour Congress, Mr Chris Onyeka, told NAN that it was insensitive to increase the price of travel documents at a time Nigerians were contending with economic challenges.


”Government finds it difficult to pay N30,000 to workers, but it is easy to increase the cost of getting a passport from N22,000 to N70,000.

“The fact that the NIS has extended the number of years from five to 10 years is not a good reason to triple the cost of the passport.’’

Onyeka pleaded with the NIS to reduce the price to N40,000 or N50,000 to enable the populace to afford the document.

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Meghan Is Pretty In Peach At The National Theatre As She Makes Her Debut As Royal Patron

The Duchess of Sussex met staff at the National Theatre on London's South Bank today in her first official visit since succeeding the Queen as its royal patron.

Meghan, who is six months pregnant, wore head-to-toe peach, teaming a £1,728 Brandon Maxwell mini dress with a matching £2,004 blazer, £440 Aquazzura pumps and a Carolina Herrera clutch.

Her hair was styled in a high chignon with a sleek side parting, as she arrived to learn about the work of the institution and meet staff and apprentices working behind the scenes.

The duchess has an affinity with theatre having spent a decade working as an actress in television, where she was best known for playing lawyer Rachel Zane in the hit legal drama series Suits.


During her visit Meghan, 37, joined a workshop with members of the Pericles production before meeting apprentices working as technicians in different departments from carpentry to metalwork and painting.

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No Girl In Nigeria Can Twerk More Than Me - Dabota

Dabota Lawson has revealed that there is no Nigerian girl that can twerk better than she does.
She wrote;

People think I’m stiff because of the way I carry myself . Those that know , know .. Argue with your ancestors 😂🤣😂 if you want a challenge . Try me . But you have to be a badass chic for me to take up the challenge , @bobrisky222 @janemena you’re the only girls that’s not allowed to contest with me 😂😂I will still win. I’m a Rivers girl
BTW THIS IS RANDOM BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT THIS . LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR THERE IS NO GIRL
IN NIGERIA THAT CAN
TWERK MORE THAN ME .

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Okowa Donates N2m To Baby Born At PDP Rally

Governor Ifeanyi Okowa of Delta State has announced a donation of N2 million to a baby that was born at the venue of a governorship campaign rally of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

Otiri Benjamin of Ward 10 in Ekaka community, Kokori, was on Tuesday delivered of a baby girl at the Council Pavilion, Isiokoko, Ethiope East Local Government Area, with the help of the state government medical team.

Mr Okowa described the birth as an indication of victory for the PDP candidates at all levels.

He said: “The birth of the new baby is a sign from God, a victory for all of us.


“I will open a N2 million account in the bank for the baby,” he said.

Addressing the large crowd of supporters, Mr Okowa urged the electorate to stay back after voting to defend their votes at the polls.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/01/okowa-donates-n2m-to-baby-born-at-pdp.html

Man Shares Horrible State Of A Lagos Homeless Family [Photos]

A Facebook user,  Omololu Omotosho, has shared a photo showing where a family of 5 reside in Lagos. According to Omololu the family consists of a mom and four children, but the mother seems to be mentally on stable. The eldest, 11, goes around with his immediate younger brother to dance at beer parlours at night just to get food for the rest of their siblings and mom. When they are not dancing, they are begging, Omololu noted. He is therefore calling on Nigerians and politicians to help this family.His words;


Well this is sad. Please share and help

"Am NOT going to spare the pics tonight but I'll say there is a family of five sleeping on the cement floor behind the blocks at 202rd E close..the peculiar thing about this family is the oldest kid is just 11 with 3 other sibling and a demented mum..the oldest boy seems to be the breadwinner cos he goes around with the 9 year old brother begging for food and dancing at public beer parlours.

Its very bad..please the GOVERNOR To be Sanwo-olu or Jimi Agbaje.. Lagos state house of assembly flag bearer Honourable Dipo Damola Olorunrinu should see this..help me tag Local Government chairman ..the councillor of ward K .. Child services.. And every true Nigerian who has a heart should please help.

AMONGST THEM IS A TODDLER LESS THAN 2YEARS.if u can't please help tag the necessary people u know can help and share.. MAY GOD NEVER LET OUR CHILDREN GO THRU SUCH.. AS I POST NOW ITS 10:15PM AND THEY CLAIM THIS LITTLE FOOD I COULD AFFORD WAS THEIR BREAKFAST.."

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Fresh Secondary School Graduate Burnt Beyond Recognition In House Fire [Very Graphic Pic]

This is beyond sad! A Fresh secondary school graduate in Kano State waiting for admission into higher institution has been burnt beyond recognition during a house fire. The fire was said to have aroused from a domestic accident. Neighbors tried to save the young man who was in his room, but unfortunately, they couldn't rescue him and he got burnt beyond recognition. His body was later recovered after the fire was put out. PLEASE THE PHOTO BELOW IS VERY GORY. BE WARNED.

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Linda Ejiofor's Husband Cries Out Over His Boxers

Actress Linda Ejiofor's husband, Ibrahim Suleiman has taken to social media to complain how the actress has converted his boxers into her house shorts. Ibrahim who tied the knot with the actress only few months ago wrote;

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Nkan Be! Meet Japanese Man Who Dated A Cockroach For A Year & Says No Girl Is More Attractive [Photos]

One man who knew instantly he’d found the one had to sadly deal with her death when she passed away a year into their relationship. But ‘the one’ for Japanese man Yuta Shinohara was a COCKROACH.

And because he wanted her to ‘live forever’ within him, Yuta decided to eat his lover.

Yuta explained to Asian YouTube channel Asian Boss, how he bought the cockroach – lovingly named Lisa – from Africa and even had s-x dreams about her. But don’t worry, he didn’t attempt to do the deed in real life as, you know, ‘the size doesn’t fit’ (his words).

Nature lover Yuta is somewhat of a bug connoisseur in Japan where he’s made a name for himself in insect cuisine.


He has organised events serving bug cocktails, insect pastries and ramen with crickets and mealworms. He even has a favourite tree which he calls ‘heaven’ that he enjoys napping on.

Yuta showed the presenter of the channel his fave tree and then proceeded to tell her about his one true love. When the interviewer asked whether the couple communicated, Yuta replied: ‘It could’ve been my imagination, since I got too attached over time, that I started to feel as if we were communicating.

‘We were 100% serious. No human girl was as attractive as Lisa. Lisa was my first love, I pictured doing it with her many times because I really liked her. I know it’s impossible but I imagined a world where cockroaches become supersized or I become small.’

But sadly all good things must come to an end. And a year later, Lisa died naturally.

‘The day she passed away was difficult but I knew it had to come since she was a cockroach with a short life span,’ added Yuta. ‘With that in mind, I ate her in reverence. So now, Lisa lives in my heart and continues living as part of my body.’

Though he is still getting over Lisa, Yuta is focused on his appetite for bug cuisine, hoping it comes into mainstream fashion in the future.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/01/nkan-be-meet-japanese-man-who-dated.html

Ambode's Supporters Stage Protest Over Impeachment Plans! THREATENS APC To Leave Him Alone Or Lose Lagos [Photos]

Oh dear! Ambode's supporters are presently at the Lagos Assembly protesting his planned impeachment.

This is coming after lawmakers on Monday, January 28th, accused the Governor of gross misconduct, not signing into law the 2019 budget among others and threatened to impeach him. His supporters are however saying Ambode should be left alone to finish his tenure or else APC will lose Lagos.

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Apple's Revenue & Profits Decline For The First Time In Over A Decade As Tim Cook Blames China

Apple on Tuesday posted a rare decline in revenue and profits for the second quarter - the first time it has done so in more than a decade. 

CEO Tim Cook cited steep declines in revenue from China and slowing iPhone sales as the main catalysts behind the surprising profit slump.

Revenue for the quarter ended in December came in at $84.3 billion, which is a 4.5 percent decline from the same quarter last year.

Profits slid to $19.97 billion for the quarter, down from roughly $20 billion in the same quarter last year.


Greater China revenue declined a whopping 26 percent compared to last year, with sales in the region coming in at $13.17 billion. 

The results came after Cook warned investors this month that the firm was lowering its revenue expectations for the all-important holiday quarter, which is something it hasn't done since 2002. 

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Ex-Covenant Varsity VC, Aize Obayan Dies

A Professor of Guidance and Counselling and former Vice-Chancellor of Covenant University, Ota, Ogun State, Aize Obayan, has died.

Mrs Obayan, whose cause of death remains unknown, was until her last breath, the Director of Covenant University’s Africa Leadership Development Centre (ALDC). She was 59.

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Elections: 40 EU Observers Arrive Nigeria

Less than 19 days to the commencement of the general elections, 40 European Union (EU) Observers have arrived the country for the elections.

David Dahmen, the leader of the EU Observers in charge of Oyo and Osun states, disclosed this to journalists on Tuesday in Ibadan, when he visited the Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC) in Oyo State, Mutiu Agboke.

Mr Dahmen, who was on a familiarisation tour, stated that the observers had been grouped into 20 teams to observe the forthcoming elections in all the states of the federation.

He said that he and Mukalay Banze, along with their Assistant, Sony Odiongenyi, would be in charge of Oyo and Osun states.


He said the observers would interact with some key stakeholders, INEC inclusive, in the course of their stay in the country.

”We have just been briefed by the Oyo REC on the preparations made by INEC in respect of the forthcoming elections,” Mr Dahmen said.

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Earlier, Mr Agboke stated that the EU observers were on a familiarisation visit to the state headquarters of INEC.

”We have updated the team on our preparations and readiness to conduct free, fair and credible polls,” he said.

(NAN)

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'Soldier' Narrates How His Colleague Was Gunned Down By Boko Haram Four Days To His Wedding

A Facebook user identified as Okey Junior has taken to the platform to share the tragic story of how his friend and colleague was gunned down by Boko Haram insurgents four days to his wedding. Here is what he wrote;

'Was A Brutal Night, A night of Horror, The Fight was Heavy only what we can hear from Far and close Range was Allah-huakubar and sound of GPMG, AA and the Ak 47 that never Stop Echoing It seems We Are winning the Fight,Because the Momentum Was Very High, Despite The Fact that they're Coming Closer We keep the momentum High.With Our Faith in God we refused to Withdraw from our Trenches and when they See the High momentum of the Troops Start Retreating Which Gives Us the Courage to Follow them up , but Returning Back to the Camp A Buddy is lying Down in Cold Hand's of Death, Oh Brother We never See this Coming, Four days to your Wedding you Pay the Ultimate price for your Country. Rest in Peace Buddy!
Simeon Is Dead.Vanity Upon Vanity'

Too sad!

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Mavin Act Dija Shows Off Her Family [Photos]

She is known to have kept that part of her life secret but Dija somehow a little bit changed her mind and decided to post photos of herself, husband and kids having fun at the beach. More pics below...

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DiaFada! Basket Mouth Delves Into Music

How Electrician Killed Customer, Hid Corpse Under Bed - Police

A police sergeant, Yusuf Olatunji, on Monday, explained to a Lagos State High Court in Ikeja how a 26-year-old electrician, Lawrence Ikonne, allegedly murdered his customer, Isa Yaya, and hid the corpse under his bed.

Olatunji, who investigated the crime, told the court that Ikonne murdered the deceased by hitting him on the head with a plank, tied his body with a generator cable, covered it with a piece of nylon and ran away.

According to Olatunji, the suspect committed the offence on October 10, 2014, at his residence, No. 16 Afro Close, Afromedia Estate, Okokomiako, Lagos.


Ikonne is facing one count of manslaughter.

At Monday’s proceedings, Olatunji while being led in evidence by the state prosecutor, Monisola Osibogun, told the court that the reason behind the murder was unknown, adding that Ikonne claimed that he killed the deceased when they engaged each other in a fight.

He said, “A complainant, Efeze Omenaka, reported a case of murder around 7pm on October 10, 2014. Omenaka, who is also a caretaker, told us that he returned from the Alaba Market on that day and noticed a reddish liquid substance dripping from the defendant’s room.

“He immediately alerted other neighbours and they all went in search of the defendant but couldn’t find him. The caretaker thereafter called the suspect’s brother, Clement, who was living with him, but was at work at the time.

“When Clement opened the door, the corpse of the deceased was found under the bed, tied up and covered with a piece of nylon.

“I was sent to visit the crime scene, two wings of duplexes demarcated by a fence. The complainant and the suspect were living in the same building but in different apartments.

“Photographs of the deceased were also taken and the corpse was later moved to the mortuary and the suspect’s brother was taken to the station, where he volunteered a statement. But being a murder case, the matter was transferred to the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department, Panti.

“However, the suspect was apprehended a week after the incident at a hotel, where he was hiding.”

Ikonne had stated in his statement to the police that he killed the deceased, when he (Ikonne) invited him to his house to buy an air conditioner and a fight broke out between them.

He had stated, “The deceased came to my house to buy an air conditioner. He helped me to carry the air conditioner from my room to the open in order to inspect it. After inspecting it, we agreed on N5,000 as the sale price. But he later changed his mind and said he wasn’t buying anymore. I felt angry and he also demanded that I should pay him for his services.

“We started arguing and a fight broke out. I then hit him on the head with a plank and he fainted. Out of anxiety, I tied his legs with a cable when I noticed that blood was oozing from his nose. I then found nylon to cover his body and hid his corpse inside my room.”

The presiding judge, Justice Adenike Coker, adjourned the matter till March 19, 2019, for the continuation of trial.





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