Kenyan government deports fake jesus, arrests pastors who invited him

Kenya’s Government has arrested and deported the White man who has been going around, taking money from Kenyans to perform miracles, and secure seats for them in heaven.

The two church pastors who empower him, have also been arrested. The duo has been hosting, and moving with the white man, convincing believers that the White man is ‘Jesus Christ’, and He had finally come back as he had promised. Hopefully they will be charged. 🤣🤣🤣

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/kenyan-government-deports-fake-jesus.html

Jeffrey Epstein is hit with a lawsuit from accuser who claims he r-ped her when she was 15

Jeffrey Epstein was hit with a lawsuit from a woman who claims he r-ped her when she was just 15 years old the day before the accused pedophile was found injured in his cell from an apparent suicide attempt. 

The billionaire was given documents filed in Jennifer Araoz's lawsuit against him on July 23 at the Metropolitan Correctional Center where he is being held on charges of s-x trafficking and conspiracy.

The following day, Epstein was found semi-conscious in his cell with marks on his neck. 


The specifics of Araoz's suit have not been disclosed, but the now-32-year-old previously accused Epstein of r-ping her in 2002.

Araoz said she was an aspiring actress when she met the billionaire after a 'recruiter' targeted her at her Manhattan high school and lured her to his house. 

For the next year, Epstein allegedly manipulated Araoz into giving him massages that ended with him masturbating while he showered her with gifts and cash. 

The illicit contact ended after Epstein 'forcibly r-ped' her, according to Araoz. She was 15 at the time.

Araoz claims she dropped out of school to avoid Epstein and her life quickly deteriorated. She is now seeking damages for her emotional injuries.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/jeffrey-epstein-is-hit-with-lawsuit.html

Woman's cheeky message for couple who woke her up while having s3x right in front of her home

People oooo, lol. Families in Plymstock certainly weren't happy when they were roused from their slumber at 4:30am last night - not to the sound of birds chirping, but to a man and a woman practising what they'd learnt about 'the birds and the bees'.

Plymouth Live reports that residents and their pets were woken in the early hours to the sounds of a couple having a "good time" outside their homes.

This news comes courtesy of a Facebook group called Plymouth Gossip girls, in which a woman shared a hilarious message for the "rude" pair.


She revealed their antics and urged the unknown duo to have a little more consideration for people sleeping "next time".

She wrote: "0430 this morning, I was rudely woken by a man and woman having s3x outside my house!

"They were very noisy about it, (even woke my dog from a deep sleep), she, a lot more than him, and the neighbours & I all know she had a 'good time'...twice."

The disgruntled home owner continued: "Anyway, if you were that woman (& I have a good description if you need reminding) please keep the noise down next time you think about having s3x in a residential street.

"For some context on the noise, the room I was in is at least 10 metres from where they were and there's a tree and bushes in between and I still heard everything!"

But while they may have ruined her sleep, it seems like she might have gotten the last laugh.

She added: "I also had great delight in lighting up my driveway and popping out to ask if they were finishing anytime soon so I could get back to sleep."

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/womans-cheeky-message-for-couple-who.html

Regina Daniels brother arraigned for assaulting police officer.. he is remanded at Ikoyi prison

The elder brother of Nollywood actress Regina Daniels, Lawrence Daniel has been arrested again.  He was arrested for allegedly assaulting a traffic control police officer. After his arrest and arraignment at a magistrate court in Igbosere, Lagos, he was remanded at the Ikoyi prison, where he is still cooling off.

According to the charge sheet, he was arrested alongside three others, on Friday, July 26, 2019, in Lekki, for assaulting a traffic control policeman. They were also accused of disturbing public peace by making a video of the officer and instigating the public against him.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/regina-daniels-brother-arraigned-for.html

Christina Milian strolls hand in hand with boyfriend as they are spotted for the first time since pregnancy announcement

She announced she's expecting the pitter-patter of tiny feet with her boyfriend Matt Pokora, at the weekend.

And Christina Milian, 37, was glowing with happiness as the happy couple were  spotted out and about in Santa Monica, California, on Monday, for the first time since revealing their happy news.

They kicked off the week with a movie screening and took a romantic stroll together afterwards.

Christina was keeping in check with her handsome beau, 33, as she sported red plaid leggings - while Matt carried a yellow checked shirt.


The Dip It Low beauty kept any hint of a baby bump hidden under a soft grey T-shirt.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/christina-milian-strolls-hand-in-hand.html

Gunmen abduct Ex-NULGE chairman in Edo state

Gunmen have reportedly kidnapped a former Edo Chairman of the Nigerian Union of Local Government Employees (NULGE), Akoko-Edo branch, Alhaji Jimoh Olumoye.

It was gathered that Olumoye was abducted along Igarra-Okpe Road on Sunday afternoon while driving in his car to pick his children from the farm.

The children of the victim were said to have raised the alarm when they saw their father’s car with the doors opened and his phones abandoned.

A family source who craved anonymity, said the family had lodged a formal complaint at the Igarra Police Station.


The source said: “His children had gone to the farm early in the morning and he promised to go and pick them in the afternoon before he would attend his family meeting.

“The children waited endlessly for their father and when they did not see him, decided to trek. On their way home, they met his car on the road with the four doors opened and his mobile phone abandoned. After searching for their father fruitlessly, they decided to come home to inform the family.

“We have been praying for his safety, we are worried because he is a civil servant who also farms to augment whatever he is earning as a civil servant. We are appealing that his abductors release him unhurt. He has an aged mother and everybody is scared of breaking the news to her, we are really worried.”

It was gathered that several vigilance groups in Igarra, Ojah, Ogugu and environs in Akoko-Edo local government area and their counterparts in Owan East have been mobilized to comb the forests around the area.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/gunmen-abduct-ex-nulge-chairman-in-edo.html

Must see! Horrifying moment Komodo dragon eats a live monkey whole in just six gulps (video)

Teary, lol! The moment a Komodo dragon devours a giant monkey whole has been caught in a clip.

The 10ft Indonesian lizard - widely believed to have a venomous bite - can be seen guzzling down the live primate from head to feet in just six gulps.

The footage opens with the ape already halfway down the Komodo's gullet.

It is thrown further down its throat until the unfortunate animal's feet fully disappear from view.

The monkey's tail is the last to be swallowed. The Komodo dragon - native to the Indonesian islands of Komodo, Rinca, Flores and Gili Motang - is one of the world's most fearsome predators, normally feasting on pigs, deer and snakes.

The beasts can run up to 15 miles per hour, and have been known to devour prey nearly 80 per cent of their own size. INCREDIBLE!

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/must-see-horrifying-moment-komodo.html

Makinde inaugurates panel to probe Ajimobi’s contracts

Oyo State Governor Seyi Makinde has inaugurated a committee to probe contracts awarded by the administration of Senator Abiola Ajimobi.

The inaugurated 10-man committee, headed by the Chairman, Nigerian Society of Engineers (NSE), Oyo State chapter, Mr. Damola Falade-Fatila, is to review contracts and projects awarded by the Ajimobi’s government between 2017 and 2019.

The committee has a four weeks duration to carry out the assignment.

Makinde conducted the inauguration at the Executive Chamber of the Governor’s Office, Agodi Secretariat in the company of top government functionaries, including, the Chief of Staff, Chief Bisi Ilaka, the Head of Service, Mrs. Amidat Agboola, Director General, Due Process Ms Tara Adefowope, Deputy Chief of Staff Mr. Mojeed Ajibola, Executive Assistance (Admin) Reverend Idowu Ogedengbe, Special Adviser (Legislative Matters) Mr. Ademola Adejumobi, Special Adviser (Media) Mr. Jide Ajani, Chief Press Secretary Mr. Taiwo Adisa, among others

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/makinde-inaugurates-panel-to-probe.html

Too sweet! Michelle Obama's heartwarming parenting tip for Meghan Markle

Michelle is just special! Wow!! Michelle Obama has told the Duchess of Sussex to "savour" the early years of parenthood.

The former US first lady's words of advice were revealed in the latest edition of British Vogue magazine.

The latest issue is being guest edited by the Duchess of Sussex for the September issue.

Obama was interviewed by Meghan in a "casual lunch of chicken tacos" earlier this year when the royal was pregnant with son Archie.


Meghan's questions ended with a "wild-card" request: "What is the most beautiful sound that you've ever heard?

Mrs Obama said about her daughters, who grew up during their father's time in the White House: "When Malia and Sasha were newborns, Barack and I could lose hours just watching them sleep.

"We loved to listen to the little sounds they'd make - especially the way they cooed when they were deep into dreaming.

"Don't get me wrong, early parenthood is exhausting. I'm sure you know a thing or two about that these days.

"But there is something so magical about having a baby in the house. Time expands and contracts; each moment holds its own little eternity.

"I'm so excited for you and Harry to experience that, Meghan. Savour it all."

Meghan focused on asking Mrs Obama a series of questions about being a parent, advice to her daughters and what her teenage self would think about Michelle today.

The duchess thanked her interviewee for sending the "kindest message on Mother's Day this year" and asked "What has motherhood taught you?"

In response Mrs Obama said: "As mothers, we just don't want anything or anyone to hurt our babies. But life has other plans. Bruised knees, bumpy roads and broken hearts are part of the deal.

"What's both humbled and heartened me is seeing the resiliency of my daughters. In some ways, Malia and Sasha couldn't be more different. One speaks freely and often, one opens up on her own terms.



source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/too-sweet-michelle-obamas-heartwarming.html

Shopper mocks ASOS’ £350 dress that 'looks just like a sack of onions' (photos)

It's no secret that online retailers such as ASOS sometimes sell rather strange items of clothing.

From flame trainers that look like Chandler's ones in Friends to buckle up bikinis, they've got it all.

But shoppers have just stumbled across another interesting item - much to their own amusement.

The garment in question is the Elissa Poppy Lacetex Slip dress, which was originally put online for £350, but is now in the sale for £210.

What's so unusual about this dress you ask?

Well, according to people on Twitter it looks a lot like a sack of onions.

This is because the mesh design is completely see-through, just like the red netting you find around onions.

A baffled Twitter user named Jay Sharif, shared a photo of the dress and a bag of onions on Twitter.
He wrote: "350 for a dress that looks like onion bag sack allow that. #dress #wtf #asos #onalevel #ripped."

350 for a dress that looks like onion bag sack allow that #dress #wtf #asos #onalevel #ripped pic.twitter.com/gZf82fP7QC

— jay sharif (@jellyj95) July 20, 2019

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/shopper-mocks-asos-350-dress-that-looks.html

Army aircraft crashes into building in Pakistan killing 18 people on the spot (photos)

At least 18 people were killed and several injured when a small military plane crashed into a residential area near the Pakistani city of Rawalpindi.

Five crew members and 13 civilians were among the dead, rescue services said.

The aircraft was on a training flight when it crashed and set off a fire across several homes. One witness said the plane was ablaze before the crash.

The King Air 350 turboprop reportedly took a steep turn near its destination airport before coming down.


Pakistan's Prime Minister Imran Khan offered his condolences and wished a "quick recovery for the injured", according to a tweet sent by the Pakistani government.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/army-aircraft-crashes-into-building-in.html

Read the touching story of pastor who was beheaded by Boko Haram founder

Emmanuel Ogebe a lawyer has shared the touching story of how a pastor, George Ojih, was beheaded by Boko Haram leader, Mohammed Yusuf in 2009. He also shared the survival story of Ojih’s widow and children. Read...

I had heard of this widow for years. I heard she and her kids had moved to Lagos after the horrific incident. I finally tracked her down.

She told me about her charismatic and studious husband who came back to Maiduguri for the weekend from bible school to visit his family. She remembers wistfully the sermon he preached at his church that weekend encouraging all to be firm till the end. As if he knew.

Later that week, Boko Haram went on rampage. They operated freely in the city of Maiduguri where they had a mosque, a camp ground and facilities. They rampaged through the city killing Christians.

Pastor George and his family were amongst those who fled to a military barracks for safety.

Several days later when the violence subsided a bit, he went in search of an old lady – a widow from his church who wasn’t hiding in the barracks with them.

During that rescue mission, he and a deacon were captured by the terrorists and taken to their grounds.

There Mohammed Yusuf, leader of Boko Haram, addressed a group of captured Christians from his throne, “Covert to Islam or die!” Pastor George refused. Instead he urged the other Christian captives to stay strong.

Incensed, Yusuf ordered for a sword to be brought and as Pastor George continued to encourage the others, pinned him down and slit his throat in their full view. Not done, he fully decapitated him. Then, holding up his severed head, Yusuf declared to the trembling group, “this is what we do to those who refuse to accept Islam!”

A few days later, Nigerian security forces captured Yusuf and he died in custody. His cup was full. He had defied the God of heaven for too long and shed too much innocent blood…

Some of the rescued captives who compromised after his beheading came and told her about her husband’s final, defiant moments…

She is probably one of Nigeria’s longest widow’s from Boko Haram terrorism going back to their July 2009 uprising, 10 years ago this week.

I asked her if she had received compensation from Borno state government as I heard some was being offered. She said, the state government claims they are only paying compensation for people killed during their tenure. Hers was before so they didn’t pay.

I was sickened. How could a nation fail to protect its citizens and then fail to comfort them?

Then she told me about Banjo.

A prominent pastor in Warri and another one in Lagos helped relocate her and her two kids from Borno to the south. She was pregnant then and had her third child there.

A man named Banjo got in touch with her and promised to pay for her kids’ school. This is very costly in one of the world’s most expensive metropolitan megacities.

Every once in a while Banjo would call and ask about the kids’ results. One year, she read the grades to him. Banjo said, “let me call you back.”

Sometime later, he phoned. “I have discussed this with my bible study group. Your son’s grades are not great. We need to move him to a better school. We will pay for the new school.”

It is one thing to be a one-off or cash-and-go philanthropist. It is a whole other thing to be a caring, consistent humanitarian. He paid the fees but he cared about the kid’s performance. In that wise, Banjo was doing what George himself would have done. George must be smiling from heaven…(the body works!)

I marvel at this man whom she tells me she has never met. Yes. He has never shown up to claim credit or glory for his charity. He is leaving it all up to His Rewarder. He is from the southwest, she is from north central and the pastor who relocated her is from the south south. They have no bond, no connection than the love of God. Ironically I found out during our interview that she was from my place…

This is why I believe in Nigeria but I believe in Nigerians more. We have been our own government when there was no governance. We can be our own ministers when there are none. We have proven time and again, that we can survive without them and inspite of them.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/read-touching-story-of-pastor-who-was.html

El-Zakzaky, wife Zeenat know fate next week

Leader of the Islamic Movement in Nigeria, Ibrahim El-Zakzaky and his wife, Zeenat will know on 5 August whether they could go on a medical leave in India.

Justice Darius Khobo of Kaduna State High Court said he would give a ruling on El-Zakzaky’s application after lawyers for El-Zakzaky and the state presented their cases.

The Islamic Movement in Nigeria (IMN) leader and his wife applied for medical bail citing poor health in detention.

Counsel to the respondents, who is also the Kaduna State Director of Public Prosecution, Mr Dari Bayero, briefed newsmen, shortly after the court hearing in Kaduna.


Bayero said the adjournment was sequel to the argument put forth by counsel to both parties on the application.

He said that his team had examined the eight medical reports by both Nigerian and foreign doctors that accompanied the IMN leader’s application.

According to him, they had argued that there are several medical facilities in the country that can handle the medical needs of the IMN leader and his wife.

Justice Khobo had granted the request of the Kaduna state government to review and respond to El-Zakzaky’s application.

Counsel to the applicants, Femi Falana (SAN), told newsmen after Monday’s adjournment that his clients, El-Zakzaky and wife Zeenat, were in dire need of medical attention.

Falana said that his clients had not been given adequate medical care since their detention on Dec. 14, 2015.He expressed concern over the continued deteriorating condition of his client’s health, who he said had already lost an eye and about to lose the second one if nothing is done.

According to him, bullet pellets are still in his clients’ bodies since 2015 and needed to be removed.

Falana explained that the IMN leader was not in court because his health was “very bad”, noting that even during the last appearance, he could not climb the staircase to the courtroom.

“That is why we applied that he be excused from appearance in court and was granted.

“The pellets had resulted to lead poison and needed to be urgently removed by highly professional medical personnel, ” Falana said.

He expressed the hope that the Court would grant El-Zakzaky and his wife permission to travel for urgent medical care.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/el-zakzaky-wife-zeenat-know-fate-next.html

Bizarre! Palm tree grows inside a high tension electric pole in Delta State (photos)

A social media user who visited home as shared photos of a palm tree growing right inside a high tension electric pole in Delta State. The photos look really bizarre. Below is how the social media user who took the photos explained it…

''Wonder will never end. So I traveled to my country home with my parents in Delta State. The other day, was going to the farm with my grandmother. There I saw it. A disaster waiting to happen. What tickled my fancy was the fact that the electric pole is right in the middle of the town. not some far away forest.

Furthermore, there is usually this annual maintenance programme by whichever agency is in charge. How come they have been missing this?

That an important electricity facility like this one can be ignored speaks volume about our mentality as a people.

Here, calling on bloggers and the various news agencies to publicise this till it gets to the authorities in charge.

Note: this eyesore is located at the end of Ikpamaku Street, Adeje Town in Okpe LGA of Delta State.
Wadoooo...''

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/bizarre-palm-tree-grows-inside-high.html

First daughter of the Lord’s Chosen General Overseer weds with no earrings, no makeup and a plain white attire (photos)

One could mistake her for an angel on earth on her wedding day.

The first daughter of the General Overseer of the Lord's Chosen Charismatic Revival Ministries, International Conference Center, Ruth Ifunanya Muoka, recently tied the knot with her heartthrob, Lucky Oha and she looked just like an angel on their special day.

No makeup, no earrings, plain white simple dress was what she wore for her special occasion. Cool or too much? Or Pastor Muoka is setting example for other men of God? Recall one gave his daughter out few years ago and her wedding dress made the news – flashy! Some even said, the particular church will not wed their members in such an attire but went ahead with the occasion because it was the G.O’s son who was getting married. How many people remember that story? We reported the drama back and forth, lol.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/first-daughter-of-lords-chosen-general.html

Family send out SOS as woman Gbemisola Alabi is kidnapped while jogging in Ajah (photos)

A family has sent out an SOS pleading for people to help them find their daughter, sister, wife and mother who disappeared on Sunday, July 28th near monastery road very close to Novare mall - shoprite Shongotedo Ajah. Below is the SOS they sent out…

Dear friends and Nigerians, The above Photo is of our beloved daughter, sister, wife and mother - Gbemisola Alabi. She was kidnapped around Monastery road near Novare mall - shoprite Shongotedo Ajah yesterday (28th July 2019) while she went jogging. We need your help to find her. Please help share her photo on all your social media handles, put a call through to people you feel can help us. Call the Ajah police command if you have any information or call Mr. Adebayo 08029998831 representing the family.

Anything you can do please. We also need your prayers that she returns home to her family soon and in good health.

Thank you.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/family-send-out-sos-as-woman-gbemisola.html

Is this the most beautiful police officer? (photos)

Her name is Adaobi Nwosu and a Nigerian police officer. One thing that stands her out again is that she is very stylish. Do you think she is the most beautiful police officer? Some blogs already asked the question too. One more photo below...

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/is-this-most-beautiful-police-officer.html

At least 52 dead in Brazil prison riot

At least 52 prisoners were killed by other inmates during clashes between organised crime groups at the Altamira prison in northern Brazil on Monday, according to prison officials.

Para state prison authorities said 16 of the victims were decapitated while others were asphyxiated.

The count of victims could rise when authorities have searched all areas involved, state prisons chief Jarbas Vasconcelos said at a news conference.

Vasconcelos said a fight between criminal groups at the Altamira prison erupted around in the morning, when breakfast was being served.


Inmates also set fires that prevented authorities from entering parts of the facility for about five hours, he said.

The killings echoed those of 55 inmates who died in a series of riots in May in several prisons in the neighbouring state of Amazonas.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/at-least-52-dead-in-brazil-prison-riot.html

Confraternity strip and humiliate girls who mimicked their mode of greeting (photos)

Two young women have been publicly humiliated for mimicking a mode of greeting used by members of a confraternity. The women were pictured smiling by a poolside as they did the greeting peculiar to the Neo Blackism group. Their pictures later got the of members of the group and they went after the women and punished them.

"Hold and behold, this is what you get when you impersonating what you don't belong. It's actually not a child's play. It's called blackism. Stay off if you don't belong. We are Neo Blackism," the confraternity captioned the photos as they share them on facebook.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/confraternity-strip-and-humiliate-girls.html

Bomet Governor Joyce Laboso dies of cancer

Bomet Governor Joyce Laboso has died of cancer. She succumbed at the Nairobi Hospital aged 58.

Governor Laboso was under medication two weeks after arriving from India and London where she had been hospitalised.

Bomet Deputy Governor Hillary Barchok had earlier urged residents to stay calm and pray for her recovery.

Joyce's death is yet another tragedy for the Laboso's. On June 10, 2008, her sister Lorna Laboso, who was an assistant minister, and Cabinet Minister Kipkalya Kones died in a plane crash. May her soul rest in peace.

source https://www.ladunliadinews.com/2019/07/bomet-governor-joyce-laboso-dies-of.html